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The 20 best questions to ask Siri

20 of the funniest things Siri says

Siri: personal assistant by name, bestower of banter by nature.

Siri recently found itself trending worldwide on Twitter, after iPhone users chanced upon one of its feistier responses, in which it completely demolishes anyone who dares to ask, “What’s 0÷0?”

But Siri’s certainly no one-trick pony. Ask the right questions, and you’ll be met with all sorts of witty and unlikely responses.

In some cases, asking a second or third time will yield different and equally hilarious replies.

So hold down the home button, work through these questions and watch Siri do its thing.

  1. Have you ever fallen in love?
  2. What is zero divided by zero?
  3. Talk dirty to me
  4. When is the world going to end?
  5. What’s your best chat up line?
  6. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  7. I’m drunk
  8. Make me a sandwich?
  9. What is Inception about?
  10. What are you doing, Siri?
  11. Why are fire trucks red?
  12. Do you have a boyfriend?
  13. What are you wearing?
  14. I’m naked
  15. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  16. What is the meaning of life?
  17. What is the best operating system?
  18. Tell me a story?
  19. Will you marry me?
  20. Are you real?


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